WE’RE CHRISTMAS CAROLING NOW, BITCHES!
YOU KNOW ME
She said ‘I really can’t stay’
And he said ‘baby, it’s cold outside let me lend you a jacket and give you a ride home’ because he wasn’t a fucking creep
I WANT A TON OF SWEATERS AND A GRILLED CHEESE AND MAYBE A BOYFRIEND
voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”
"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"